{"id":3200,"date":"2018-02-15T15:13:11","date_gmt":"2018-02-15T14:13:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.lichtjesaandehaven.nl\/?p=3200"},"modified":"2018-02-15T15:13:11","modified_gmt":"2018-02-15T14:13:11","slug":"yoga-retraite-in-tenerife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.lichtjesaandehaven.nl\/?p=3200","title":{"rendered":"Yoga retraite in Tenerife"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"3200\" class=\"elementor elementor-3200\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-86e691a elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"86e691a\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-93d1232\" data-id=\"93d1232\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6bdbb6f elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"6bdbb6f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Het leven is een feestje, maar je moet\u2026 zoveel.<\/p><p>Ja hoor. Heb ik dat. W\u00e1t precies? Geen idee. Het jaar 2017 sluit ik in ieder geval niet erg top af. Ik val op eerste kerstdag. Een stuk vlees uit mijn kin waar de biologische slager jaloers op zou zijn, belandt op de grond. Met mij erachteraan.<\/p><p>De weken ervoor waren ook al niet best. Voor het eerst in mijn leven maak ik kennis met de (@#&amp;%)bedrijfsarts en met nog een aantal medisch geleerden met hun echo&#8217;s, onderzoeken, r\u00f6ntgenfoto&#8217;s, gesprekken en sofa&#8217;s. Ik bezoek ze met uiterlijke enthousiasme. Alles om zo snel mogelijk beter te worden.<\/p><p>De goede adviezen vliegen me om de oren. De ballen die ik al een tijdje hooghoud, ook.<\/p><p>Ik kop ze terug, laat ze stuiteren, geef ze een rotschop, maak soms een \u00e9\u00e9n-tweetje en bedenk dat ik het leven met al die ballen gewoon wel heel leuk vind. En dat moe-zijn dan bij het spelletje hoort. Lastiger wordt het als ik door sommige mensen met hun laagvliegers vol in mijn bakkes word geraakt. Gelukkig zijn er altijd weer m\u00e9\u00e9r lieve mensen die me dekken. Laat me even uitrusten voordat de tweede helft begint. Ik k\u00e1n niet meer joh.<\/p><p>En dat regel ik.<\/p><p>Sta ik dan. Met mezelf alleen in Tenerife. Vliegtuig-huurauto-retraite-onbekenden. Een voetbalster op yogavakantie. Ik zie er zelf de humor wel van in.<\/p><p>De yogajuf vraagt of ze een foto mag nemen van ons in yogahouding. Tuurlijk. Denk. Denk. Weet ik veel. Ik weet geen houding. Maar later, als ik alleen in mijn Spaanse vakantiehuisje zit, zie ik het ineens op de foto. De beste voetballer of yogi word ik nooit, maar ik voel me wel beter.<\/p><p>Met mijn armen in de lucht en beide benen op de grond sta ik namelijk -zonder dat ik het doorheb- weer ouderwets de slingers op te hangen. Geluk is vooral je eigen weg gaan.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Het leven is een feestje, maar je moet\u2026 zoveel. Ja hoor. Heb ik dat. W\u00e1t precies? Geen idee. 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